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Viewing Lyrics for Ya Mama:
| | | Artist: | The Pharcyde |
| | Album: | Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde | | Track: | Ya Mama | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 2 | | | | Lyrics: | Intro:
Yo man you gotta be... you know
You gotta be on to die man what's up
with that?
Yo bro shot
Yeah word up bro shot
Uh we need some brothers to be
uh like droppin knowledge
and writin good stuff
Ay man why don't you quit talkin all
the stuff and do something about it?
You know what I'm sayin?
Oh you talking about..
kick some uh knowledge...
Yeah well you do that like right now
... and some wisdom
for the people
What's up with that?
OK, I got it
(brothers and sisters)
Verse One: Booty Brown
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya
mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes
crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag
down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse
drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her
middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish
in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre
Ya
mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt
out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese
Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the
muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies
Refrain:
On a cliff butt
naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the
teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Verse Three: Fat Lip
Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a
funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady,
but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was
beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty
and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Refrain:
Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a
boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and
on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya
mama, ya mama
Verse Four: Imani
Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat
is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went
flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in
a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up
to look just like a Chevrolet
Refrain:
Naked on a mountain top tootin
on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the
teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama
Outro:
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for
earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and
shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on
Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney
with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at
the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like
Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat
you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor | | | |
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