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Viewing Lyrics for Hail To Thee Fat Person:
| | | Artist: | Sherman Allan |
| | Album: | Miscellaneous | | Track: | Hail To Thee Fat Person | | | | Date Added: | 18/10/2007 | | Views: | 1 | | | | Lyrics: | Hail To Thee, Fat Person
I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got
fat.
Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my
mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might
point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would
clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the
children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got
fat.
So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some
other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff
at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up
high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out
of war | | | |
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