Lyrics? We have them! artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us   BROWSE LYRICS: A B C D E F G H I J K L N M O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z SEARCH LYRICS: Find: SITE STATS: - 390,755 lyrics - 24,423 artists Viewing Lyrics for My Penis: Artist: Nofx buy from Album: Miscellaneous Track: My Penis   Date Added: 18/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 2   Lyrics: My penis is like a hot-dog, but I don't get monthly blood drips My penis hardly even used My penis's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Operation, successful But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I trade it in for a pair of used cans Now I get to hang with lesbians Operation, paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird But that's ok with me Cause now I kick their ass Played from the gentlemens tee There's nothing finer Than having a penis    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Nofx Lyrics: 1.    Fleas  view 2.    Dying Degree  view 3.    Thank God Its Monday  view 4.    Lazy  view 5.    Totally Fucked  view 6.    Straight Edge  view 7.    See Her Pee  view 8.    Total Bummer  view 9.    Fuck Da Kids  view 10.    Mister Jones  view home | artist browse | track browse | search | random lyric | submit lyric | contact us | link partners Copyright © Lyricsnet.org - Lyrics site script developed by ARWScripts.com All album artwork and lyrics are property of their respective authors, artists and labels.